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FreedomEclipse · Aug 19, 2016

CAPSLOCKSTUCK said:
If i was in Rio i would probably go for a Brazilian.

we all know your partial to some brazilian nuts m8 :cool:

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Aug 19, 2016

i was thinking more in terms of feijoada which is a hearty stew of black beans, sausages and cuts of pork of varying quality – traditionally veering towards the lower end, with trotters, and ears all going into the mix.

but if the nuts come with a personal recommendation i am prepared to give them a go............. :toast:

RCoon · Aug 19, 2016

FreedomEclipse said:
Big happy birthday to our mod @RCoon today who i believe turns 23 or 24 today. (maybe 25 even?) I hope you have a great day/afternoon and evening partying down, snorting coke and banging hookers at strip clubs before crashing as the night comes to an end and it becomes my turn to fuck shit up and rain fire upon this earth as i turn 31 at the stroke of midnight tonight.

Cheers buddy, tender age of 24 today. Stayed up until 1am to toast myself with a bottle of dram, went out for dinner with the partner and her little boy, went to a M:TG tournament and won 5-0 and now I'm about to hit the roughest bar in town, head back to the girlfriends and eat cake in bed (among other things). I trust you're getting equalled trashed tomorrow brother?

FreedomEclipse · Aug 19, 2016

RCoon said:
Cheers buddy, tender age of 24 today. Stayed up until 1am to toast myself with a bottle of dram, went out for dinner with the partner and her little boy, went to a M:TG tournament and won 5-0 and now I'm about to hit the roughest bar in town, head back to the girlfriends and eat cake in bed (among other things). I trust you're getting equalled trashed tomorrow brother?

found yourself a new womanz already eh?

No idea whats happening tomorrow might go out and say hello to a few friends but otherwise Its just myself a one of the tens of whiskies that i have in my collection. Not much for clubs either. I dont want to get too smashed as im hoping to do a short 30 odd mile ride from london to stevenage & back the same way on sunday. Might even push it to milton keynes which is another 56 miles away (86 miles from my house to milton keynes)

Tatty_Two · Aug 19, 2016

dorsetknob said:
@Tatty_One
nice new avatar

I am actually meeting Boris the Bullet Dodger tomorrow, old Army reunion, twat always managed to get out of deployments so I always ended up getting them, I suppose that's why he has 2 medals and I have 9

(One of his 2 is the Queens Golden Jubilee medal too!).

dorsetknob · Aug 19, 2016

"" Tin chest Tatty"

Tatty_One said:
I have 9

RESPECT from Me

FreedomEclipse · Aug 19, 2016

Tatty_One said:
I am actually meeting Boris the Bullet Dodger tomorrow, old Army reunion, twat always managed to get out of deployments so I always ended up getting them, I suppose that's why he has 2 medals and I have 9 (One of his 2 is the Queens Golden Jubilee medal too!).

Im guessing you'll be chugging beers out of spent 105mm howitzer shell casings then...

Actually i think that would make a great novelty item....

RCoon · Aug 19, 2016

FreedomEclipse said:
Im guessing you'll be chugging beers out of spent 105mm howitzer shell casings then...

Actually i think that would make a great novelty item....

I want one now. Friend of mine has two spent howitzer shells from his grandad, might inquire and use the lathe at work to drill it out. Already got a pen made of a .44 round on my desk

Finners · Aug 19, 2016

RCoon said:
I want one now. Friend of mine has two spent howitzer shells from his grandad, might inquire and use the lathe at work to drill it out. Already got a pen made of a .44 round on my desk

What do you do for a living as you have a lathe at work? I'm a machinist, so curious.

RCoon · Aug 19, 2016

Finners said:
What do you do for a living as you have a lathe at work? I'm a machinist, so curious.

Work in a grammar school, we have a tonne of DT machinery that I regularly use and abuse for personal projects

FreedomEclipse · Aug 19, 2016

RCoon said:
I want one now. Friend of mine has two spent howitzer shells from his grandad, might inquire and use the lathe at work to drill it out. Already got a pen made of a .44 round on my desk

I shit you not, I actually hit up ebay on my tablet right after i said it. Theres not that many around sadly.

~~I once sent NdMk2o1o (I think it was NdMk2o1o)~~ a clipper lighter that was encased in a spent 50.cal casing. I think he sent me some ram for free which turned out not to be what i was looking for and wanted to pay him back for the favour, he told me he collected clipper lighters so i tried to find him something exotic and that was the best i could do on ebay at the time.

I think I'll find a smaller artillery casing and make it into a tea cup. That way i can feel a little like blackadder.

FreedomEclipse · Aug 19, 2016

Back when i was in primary school I had a form tutor who used to have this massive artillery or tank shell that he used as a door stop and threatened to lob it at anyone who spoke while he was trying to talk

I cant remember his name sadly but he was awesome

::EDIT:::

Ahh that it, He was called Mr. McAfee

I dont think i ever bothered looking into what his first name was.

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Aug 19, 2016

My Clipper holders

FreedomEclipse · Aug 19, 2016

Actually it was Dinky who i sent the lighter to. God knows where he is these days.

dorsetknob · Aug 19, 2016

For The Birthday boys

https://fat.gfycat.com/FocusedColdDuck.webm

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Aug 19, 2016

Gotta try that with the Wife........................she;ll go mental....

FreedomEclipse · Aug 20, 2016

6mins past midnight -- Its time to pour myself a stiff one!

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Aug 20, 2016

dorsetknob · Aug 20, 2016

dorsetknob · Aug 20, 2016

FreedomEclipse · Aug 20, 2016

dorsetknob said:

Partied like an animal?

dorsetknob · Aug 20, 2016

FreedomEclipse said:
Partied like an animal?

No it was for you and the other birthday Boy
I cannot get in that State ! wish i could occasionaly but when you Care 24/7 for some one you have to stay together ( i can have a can or 4 a night but i cannot for my dads safety get Pissed

..)

Tatty_Two · Aug 20, 2016

FreedomEclipse said:
Im guessing you'll be chugging beers out of spent 105mm howitzer shell casings then...

Actually i think that would make a great novelty item....

Actually they are 155mm but as my wife would say .......whats 50mm between friends

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Aug 21, 2016

Another amazing success for GB sport, our first winner in the Premier class for 35 years.

MotoGp........Cal Crutchlow 1st (and he became a Dad a couple of weeks ago)
Moto2...........Sam Lowes 3rd
Moto3...........John McPhee 1st

Beastie · Aug 21, 2016

I remember the last time Sheene won in '81.

It's been a long wait.

Yay for Cal!

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