Wednesday, December 22nd 2021
Japanese Bauhütte Launches Hand Massager for Gamers
It might not have been announced in time for Christmas, but Bauhütte's new MSG-01H-BK might just be what you've been wanting your whole life, without knowing it. What we're looking at is a heated hand massager for gamers, that uses "air bags" to knead your tired hands and fingers after a long gaming session and it can massage both the right and left hand, plus fingers and has a dedicated thumb massage mode.
The manufacturer also suggests that using the heating mode without massage can be great before a gaming session, to help warm up the muscles in your hands and fingers. There are no less than 15 massage zones and you can choose between a general massage mode and a dedicated finger mode, both with three levels of pressure and a 10 minute automatic timer. If you're lucky enough to live in Japan, you can pick one up for US$145, which doesn't exactly sound like a bargain to us.
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Bauhütte
The manufacturer also suggests that using the heating mode without massage can be great before a gaming session, to help warm up the muscles in your hands and fingers. There are no less than 15 massage zones and you can choose between a general massage mode and a dedicated finger mode, both with three levels of pressure and a 10 minute automatic timer. If you're lucky enough to live in Japan, you can pick one up for US$145, which doesn't exactly sound like a bargain to us.
24 Comments on Japanese Bauhütte Launches Hand Massager for Gamers
yep, just ordered 17 to give as xmas gifts........
n.O.t
-same or better effect
-free
-sounds good
-can be done whenever you want
Been there, done that, for many years.....so wishin I hadn't nowadays :)
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Also, only thing missing from the promo pic I talked about are the fucking sippy cups.
Then i remembered how much hand pain i actually get in winter (nerve issues) and thought... well shit this might actually be good for me.
If i lived in japan.
And was rich.
'Its compact and fits under the bed!'
'Get skinny with just 10 minutes of sitting on your ass with this device, per day'
'A complete workout by doing nothing!'
No scientific basis whatsoever, but 'it feels good' so surely it can't be bad.
But it really can, because this way you're denying the needs your body really has. Frequent movement. Using muscles differently. Placing your jackoff hand in a massager is not using muscles, its keeping them in the same-ish position as that mouse hand. Better to just jack off with it. Cheaper, too! See, evolution was way ahead of us here.Hey, snowflaking is a lifestyle man, stop hating. Britney can't handle all that hate.