Friday, April 2nd 2010

Gotcha!

April's Fool!

Guess we really got you guys this time. I will not be leaving the site, nor will there by any of the announced changes. It was all an elaborate April's Fools Joke that we played on you.



Read on for the details...

As most of you remember, NVIDIA's Fermi launch was at midnight my local time, so I posted the review after countless hours of work, watched how our traffic spiked quickly and went to bed smiling and reliefed that everything went well. After I woke up I grabbed my notebook to check if the site might be crashed or something - no everything was fine, I started reading the comments and was shocked to see all the drama about Catalyst 9.12 being used. While I was aware that 9.12 weren't the latest drivers, I was pretty sure that the performance gains were not significant enough to retest all ATI cards and instead not have something like the Metro & Heaven tests (time is limited). After sifting through hundreds of posts all stating the same I did feel quite some anger towards the userbase in general: I was pissed. But as countless people stated in the comments for the "I am going away thread" the comments are just a tiny subset of what people think; happy people don't post comments.
Still with some anger I made my first posts in the comment thread: I think I'm done, I'm quitting and a couple more ... after a while I went away from the PC and started thinking a bit about it. "Let's just prove those idiots wrong". So I started benchmarking the 5870 on 10.3 and posted the results several hours later. As expected the difference was only 2%.
As we moved closer to April 1st I thought "hey, why not use those posts to create an epic April's Fools Joke", talked to my good buddy btarunr about it and he also thought it might be worthwile doing. Bta was the only person to know, not even the TPU staff knew. So the post was made and the story unfolded...

While I had originally planned to come clean some time next week, I realized it would be cruel to let you guys suffer that long.



Thank you all for your amazing comments. I had no idea how appreciated my work is. I am also sorry if you were hurt by it - I didn't mean it. Thanks again guys! and again, don't worry, nothing big will change here. Feel free to express your anger toward me in the comments, the mods are instructed to give you even more leeway as usually.
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407 Comments on Gotcha!

#351
hat
Enthusiast
FatalHat, what does the scouter say about W1zzard's troll level!?


The avatar is there because I have over 9000 posts, but it fits this too...
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#353
hat
Enthusiast
Yeah, I had the U.S. military convinced that W1zz was a terrorist and a threat to all humanity... now I have to un-convince them and probably lose all credibility forever.
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#354
soldier242
DonInKansasI was hoping he'd start a new Adult site called PussPowerUp.
:roll:

YEAH, maybe he's doing something like this as well :rockout:
DaedalusHeliosGotta cancel my plane tickets to Germany now. :(
hey hey, germany is a nice country, you can still come over on a holiday and drink some GOOD beer ;)
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#355
W1zzard
hatYeah, I had the U.S. military convinced that W1zz was a terrorist and a threat to all humanity... now I have to un-convince them and probably lose all credibility forever.
the US military is reading TPU, also some guys at lockheed martin and other big arms names
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#356
TRIPTEX_CAN
I had the feeling you were joking but it's revealing to know the truth.
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#357
Unregistered
W1zzardthe US military is reading TPU, also some guys at lockheed martin and other big arms names
Its so the US military can find out how to oc the pentium 4 machines they use.:laugh:
#358
TheMailMan78
Big Member
tiggerIts so the US military can find out how to oc the pentium 4 machines they use.:laugh:
Don't go there tigger.
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#359
btarunr
Editor & Senior Moderator
Or simply what GPUs to use on their America's Army gaming rigs.
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#360
DrPepper
The Doctor is in the house
TheMailMan78Don't go there tigger.
Chill man it's a joke.
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#361
Deleted member 3
W1zzardthe US military is reading TPU, also some guys at lockheed martin and other big arms names
Don't forget the guy on the antarctic research base.
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#362
TheMailMan78
Big Member
DanTheBanjomanDon't forget the guy on the antarctic research base.
Dan......is that you?
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#363
Marineborn
tiggerIts so the US military can find out how to oc the pentium 4 machines they use.:laugh:
LOLZ! them pentium 4's are the sweetness you shut your mouth, i login in atleast 12 minutes
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#364
TheMailMan78
Big Member
MarinebornLOLZ! them pentium 4's are the sweetness you shut your mouth, i login in atleast 12 minutes
One thing I will say about pentium 4's is they can take some damn heat. My Dad keeps his in his wood working shop. Ever see saw dust caked on a CPU cooler? You know what? It runs like a champ!
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#365
Mussels
Freshwater Moderator
TheMailMan78Dan......is that you?
dan died. we replaced him with a spam bot.

we dont expect anyone to notice.
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#366
entropy13
Musselsdan died. we replaced him with a spam bot.

we dont expect anyone to notice.
A spam bot in Antartica?
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#367
pr0n Inspector
entropy13A spam bot in Antartica?
Created by Ancients, powered by ZPM.
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#368
Mussels
Freshwater Moderator
pr0n InspectorCreated by Ancients, powered by ZPM.
manned by canadians.
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#369
Yukikaze
Musselsdan died. we replaced him with a spam bot.

we dont expect anyone to notice.
:roll:

LAWL. :toast:
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#370
entropy13
Musselsmanned by canadians.
How old are Canadians then? Right at the time when some magma cooled down and formed land 3.5 billion years ago? :roll:
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#371
Mussels
Freshwater Moderator
entropy13How old are Canadians then? Right at the time when some magma cooled down and formed land 3.5 billion years ago? :roll:
SGA was filmed in canada iirc, with a fair amount of canadians involved. so the canadians are manning the ancient station in antarctica, which is where they found the dan-bot.

(meanwhile, onlookers are thinking HOLY SHIT - THERES NERDS ON TEH INTERNET!)
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#372
Polaris573
Senior Moderator
pr0n InspectorCreated by Ancients, powered by ZedPM.
are you sure it's not a replicator?
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#373
theJesus
Oh, FFS . . . Fuck, damn it, that was epic.

Now let's all just have a sexy party and forget how gullible we are.
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#374
15th Warlock
My reaction to this thread:

:confused:

AARGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

:eek:

:twitch:

:wtf:

:banghead:

:mad:

:shadedshu

:ohwell:

:laugh:

:respect:

OMG, I was kinda expecting this, but I'll not lie to you, I even signed the petition.... :p

Congratz on pulling such an epic April Fools joke :toast: You rock! :rockout:
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#375
copenhagen69
W1zzardthe US military is reading TPU, also some guys at lockheed martin and other big arms names
LMAO ... thats not far off
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