Friday, April 2nd 2010

Gotcha!

April's Fool!

Guess we really got you guys this time. I will not be leaving the site, nor will there by any of the announced changes. It was all an elaborate April's Fools Joke that we played on you.



Read on for the details...

As most of you remember, NVIDIA's Fermi launch was at midnight my local time, so I posted the review after countless hours of work, watched how our traffic spiked quickly and went to bed smiling and reliefed that everything went well. After I woke up I grabbed my notebook to check if the site might be crashed or something - no everything was fine, I started reading the comments and was shocked to see all the drama about Catalyst 9.12 being used. While I was aware that 9.12 weren't the latest drivers, I was pretty sure that the performance gains were not significant enough to retest all ATI cards and instead not have something like the Metro & Heaven tests (time is limited). After sifting through hundreds of posts all stating the same I did feel quite some anger towards the userbase in general: I was pissed. But as countless people stated in the comments for the "I am going away thread" the comments are just a tiny subset of what people think; happy people don't post comments.
Still with some anger I made my first posts in the comment thread: I think I'm done, I'm quitting and a couple more ... after a while I went away from the PC and started thinking a bit about it. "Let's just prove those idiots wrong". So I started benchmarking the 5870 on 10.3 and posted the results several hours later. As expected the difference was only 2%.
As we moved closer to April 1st I thought "hey, why not use those posts to create an epic April's Fools Joke", talked to my good buddy btarunr about it and he also thought it might be worthwile doing. Bta was the only person to know, not even the TPU staff knew. So the post was made and the story unfolded...

While I had originally planned to come clean some time next week, I realized it would be cruel to let you guys suffer that long.



Thank you all for your amazing comments. I had no idea how appreciated my work is. I am also sorry if you were hurt by it - I didn't mean it. Thanks again guys! and again, don't worry, nothing big will change here. Feel free to express your anger toward me in the comments, the mods are instructed to give you even more leeway as usually.
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407 Comments on Gotcha!

#376
DrPepper
The Doctor is in the house
I can imagine the guys at lockheed posting

"Wtf i just installed a new radar on my F22 and the POS won't start. Tried the latest drivers and reinstalled deathOS 2.1.
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#377
Steevo
W1zzardApril's Fool!

Guess we really got you guys this time. I will not be leaving the site, nor will there by any of the announced changes. It was all an elaborate April's Fools Joke that we played on you.

www.techpowerup.com/img/10-04-02/funny2.jpg

Read on for the details...[---]

As most of you remember, NVIDIA's Fermi launch was at midnight my local time, so I posted the review after countless hours of work, watched how our traffic spiked quickly and went to bed smiling and reliefed that everything went well. After I woke up I grabbed my notebook to check if the site might be crashed or something - no everything was fine, I started reading the comments and was shocked to see all the drama about Catalyst 9.12 being used. While I was aware that 9.12 weren't the latest drivers, I was pretty sure that the performance gains were not significant enough to retest all ATI cards and instead not have something like the Metro & Heaven tests (time is limited). After sifting through hundreds of posts all stating the same I did feel quite some anger towards the userbase in general: I was pissed. But as countless people stated in the comments for the "I am going away thread" the comments are just a tiny subset of what people think; happy people don't post comments.
Still with some anger I made my first posts in the comment thread: I think I'm done, I'm quitting and a couple more ... after a while I went away from the PC and started thinking a bit about it. "Let's just prove those idiots wrong". So I started benchmarking the 5870 on 10.3 and posted the results several hours later. As expected the difference was only 2%.
As we moved closer to April 1st I thought "hey, why not use those posts to create an epic April's Fools Joke", talked to my good buddy btarunr about it and he also thought it might be worthwile doing. Bta was the only person to know, not even the TPU staff knew. So the post was made and the story unfolded...

While I had originally planned to come clean some time next week, I realized it would be cruel to let you guys suffer that long.

www.techpowerup.com/img/10-04-02/funny.jpg

Thank you all for your amazing comments. I had no idea how appreciated my work is. I am also sorry if you were hurt by it - I didn't mean it. Thanks again guys! and again, don't worry, nothing big will change here. Feel free to express your anger toward me in the comments, the mods are instructed to give you even more leeway as usually.
Asshole.
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#378
theJesus
If TPU was around during the Cold War . . . "Holy shit, you guys see the specs on Russia's new line of nukes from the slides that leaked last night?"
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#380
AKlass
when you post in your original post that this is not an April fools joke I kinda suspected something was up
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#381
Wile E
Power User
DrPepperI can imagine the guys at lockheed posting

"Wtf i just installed a new radar on my F22 and the POS won't start. Tried the latest drivers and reinstalled deathOS 2.1.
Or, "can somebody tell me how to overclock my thrusters and radar?"
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#382
Mussels
Freshwater Moderator
Wile EOr, "can somebody tell me how to overclock my thrusters and radar?"
they just want w1zzy to make WMD-Z, which when installed locates all WMD's within a 50 mile radius including manufacturer date, warhead count, and how many times someones sat on top of it to "feel the power" (they want them for iraq, see)
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#383
DonInKansas
That would be flat out awesome. Suddam Hussein approved!
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#384
Wile E
Power User
Musselsthey just want w1zzy to make WMD-Z, which when installed locates all WMD's within a 50 mile radius including manufacturer date, warhead count, and how many times someones sat on top of it to "feel the power" (they want them for iraq, see)
And the count is in Mi/GiB unit's instead of M/GB
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#385
Zubasa
DonInKansasThat would be flat out awesome. Suddam Hussein approved!
Suddam Hussein got ass raped by Dubya :shadedshu
By no means a good man, but this is not funny.
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#386
Wile E
Power User
ZubasaSuddam Hussein got ass raped by Dubya :shadedshu
By no means a good man, but this is not funny.
I disagree. I thought it was pretty funny.
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#388
mR Yellow
lol, glad this was just a April fools joke.
Next time use the latest official cat driver :)
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#389
mdsx1950
pr0n InspectorWho's Suddam Hussein?
He was the president of Iraq.
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#390
Mussels
Freshwater Moderator
mdsx1950He was the president of Iraq.
no he wasnt.

That was Saddam Hussein.
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#391
mdsx1950
Musselsno he wasnt.

That was Saddam Hussein.
:eek: I didnt see the U. I just quickly glanced through that post. Who is Suddam Hussein? :confused:
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#395
mdsx1950
Mussels*insert slowpoke picture here*
Here it is :p :roll:

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#397
MoonPig
that slowpoke picture is REALLY getting some use... lol.
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#398
Mussels
Freshwater Moderator
MoonPigthat slowpoke picture is REALLY getting some use... lol.
i know, right?

its just so... appropriate.
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