Friday, April 2nd 2010

Gotcha!

April's Fool!

Guess we really got you guys this time. I will not be leaving the site, nor will there by any of the announced changes. It was all an elaborate April's Fools Joke that we played on you.



Read on for the details...

As most of you remember, NVIDIA's Fermi launch was at midnight my local time, so I posted the review after countless hours of work, watched how our traffic spiked quickly and went to bed smiling and reliefed that everything went well. After I woke up I grabbed my notebook to check if the site might be crashed or something - no everything was fine, I started reading the comments and was shocked to see all the drama about Catalyst 9.12 being used. While I was aware that 9.12 weren't the latest drivers, I was pretty sure that the performance gains were not significant enough to retest all ATI cards and instead not have something like the Metro & Heaven tests (time is limited). After sifting through hundreds of posts all stating the same I did feel quite some anger towards the userbase in general: I was pissed. But as countless people stated in the comments for the "I am going away thread" the comments are just a tiny subset of what people think; happy people don't post comments.
Still with some anger I made my first posts in the comment thread: I think I'm done, I'm quitting and a couple more ... after a while I went away from the PC and started thinking a bit about it. "Let's just prove those idiots wrong". So I started benchmarking the 5870 on 10.3 and posted the results several hours later. As expected the difference was only 2%.
As we moved closer to April 1st I thought "hey, why not use those posts to create an epic April's Fools Joke", talked to my good buddy btarunr about it and he also thought it might be worthwile doing. Bta was the only person to know, not even the TPU staff knew. So the post was made and the story unfolded...

While I had originally planned to come clean some time next week, I realized it would be cruel to let you guys suffer that long.



Thank you all for your amazing comments. I had no idea how appreciated my work is. I am also sorry if you were hurt by it - I didn't mean it. Thanks again guys! and again, don't worry, nothing big will change here. Feel free to express your anger toward me in the comments, the mods are instructed to give you even more leeway as usually.
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407 Comments on Gotcha!

#226
PopcornMachine
I was just waiting for this. Figured you were pulling eveyone's leg.


But you did kinda partly fool me. Not hard to do though.
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#228
Black Panther
chaotic_uki feel this way about this so called april fools which was posted in march
Lol are you stuck in a loop or what? It's the 4th time you posted this same thing in this same thread... :wtf:
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#229
95Viper
W1zzard is a man of many hats.


Holding his latest hat for the collection.


He has gone mad....


He needs a vacation here.

;)
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#230
Velvet Wafer
i really appreciate WIzzard to be back, doing his fine Reviews like he always did:)
but really, that wasnt funny. not a bit.
It wasnt even an Aprils Fool, so i dont get, where the point is. :rolleyes:
i have seen more mature April Fools, Wiz, really.;)
Especially regarding this is a massive global Community, and not some underground 10 member flash-based Forum!:p
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#231
theubersmurf
At least it shows what kinds of scuttlebutt people can come up with. "Wizzard was being paid by nVidia to test with older drivers", "Word is ATI is going to take over the site" etc. Interesting stuff. Glad you're not going btw. I was never sure one way or the other, but I'm glad it was a joke.
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#232
MilkyWay
Is your massive ego satisfied?

I didnt find it amusing, not for the fact it turned out to be a joke but that you would pull that joke in the first place.

I thought that it was a joke but then i also thought can one person really be that egocentric and really have that many people grovelling and crying over them? I thought you where too nice to pull a stunt like this! Sadly i am mistaken! I really thought give it time see what happens, if he stays or goes see if it is a joke or not.

I wouldn't have blamed you if you did leave a few other actually thought that too.

Meh, i think I'll get over it in a few days. At least the site isn't being bought and changed by a company, that would have sucked.

EDIT: BTW he never left in the first place, i dont get why people are saying its great your back.
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#234
SK-1
bogmaliHaha I knew it...Good one......Now if anybody can ask Kantastic and SK-1 if theirs was any better:D.....................:roll:..........................:toast:
I was double whammied this year!
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#236
oli_ramsay
Lol nice prank

But seriously, fuck a you w1zzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!



:p
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#237
ArmoredCavalry
Dang, this is the only April Fool's joke that got me.... (Although posting on March 31st is sorta cheating)

Nice job W1z, very very nice.
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#238
t77snapshot
ArmoredCavalry(Although posting on March 31st is sorta cheating)
Also coming clean on April 2nd :p I thought if it was a joke he would have announced it on the 1st, since he didn't I then thought it was truly real!
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#240
Kursah
Good play W1z! Gotta say I was totally fooled, and expecting this place to change, the sky to fall, and life to go on. I think you did a good thing pulling the most uber April Fools a tech thread has ever seen!

:toast:
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#241
Kantastic
This was a pretty bad joke, it's like telling someone his grandma died the day before April Fools. It's such a serious matter that it's taken seriously regardless of how obvious it is that it's a joke.
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#243
Robert-The-Rambler
You bastards!!!!!!! I knew it..........

Especially when somebody posted about being up for sale........ They looked it up. Where???? I had my suspicions.... I'm a detective at heart. I swear I didn't buy it for a minute yet somehow I read every single post. :D

May you shart the next time you fart.......

:laugh:
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#244
Kreij
Senior Monkey Moderator
I was bummed when I actually throught W1zz was going to leave.
But it was said that the new people knew what they were doing and nothing would change in the near future.
I wished W1zz well, and just waited to see what the change would be like.
I must admit I was quite apprehesive about what might change, but things change.
I just figured that if the new owners ruined TPU, I would move on. It would be disheartening and a loss for the tech world, but not a life changing event.
Life is more than a website community, even though I am quite fond of this one.

If this prank devistated you, or caused you to be so pissed off you can't see the humor in it, you may want to take a long hard look on what matters in your life.
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#245
btarunr
Editor & Senior Moderator
Black PantherPerfect timing - starting on the 31st March and ending on 2nd April!

Had you done it on 1st April everyone would've thought it was a joke, no matter how serious matters seemed. But this way you pwnd not only TPU but each and every tech forum! :laugh:
Yup, and we layered it up with that CUDALoader prank, just to make people realise that if CUDALoader is TPU's Apr 1 prank, this one must be real. It took w1z all of 2 minutes to code CUDALoader.
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#246
Jstn7477
W1zzard, you're awesome. Happy to see that it turned out to be a joke. :D

Anyways, it was a great opportunity for TPUers to come out and tell you that your reviews, website and software are high quality and professional. I love the detailed reviews, and they greatly help as far as decision making goes, without the marketing and fanboi garbage.

I'll be staying at TPU for a long time because of how great it and its members/mods are. Thanks for creating TPU, W1zzard! :cool::toast:
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#247
stinger608
Dedicated TPU Cruncher & Folder
btarunrYup, and we layered it up with that CUDALoader prank, just to make people realise that if CUDALoader is TPU's Apr 1 prank, this one must be real. It took w1z all of 2 minutes to code CUDALoader.
:laugh::laugh::laugh: Good one W1z!!!!

But, don't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever..............ever do that shit again:o:o:o
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#248
btarunr
Editor & Senior Moderator
Delta6326I knew W1zzard couldn't leave he loves to go to CeBIT
Adult Extertainment Expo next door is what keeps w1z people going to CES :p
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#249
mdsx1950
LOL. you bastard :p I cant believe i went and signed on petitions and shit. Your really fooled me. And i'm not a very easy person to fool haha. Hats of to you for the best April Fools joke. :D

And i'm GLAD AS HELL YOUR STAYING :D
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#250
Mussels
Freshwater Moderator
lol i was wondering if it'd be an epic troll :P

well done

(i liked the CUDA emulator more)
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