Friday, April 2nd 2010

Gotcha!

April's Fool!

Guess we really got you guys this time. I will not be leaving the site, nor will there by any of the announced changes. It was all an elaborate April's Fools Joke that we played on you.



Read on for the details...

As most of you remember, NVIDIA's Fermi launch was at midnight my local time, so I posted the review after countless hours of work, watched how our traffic spiked quickly and went to bed smiling and reliefed that everything went well. After I woke up I grabbed my notebook to check if the site might be crashed or something - no everything was fine, I started reading the comments and was shocked to see all the drama about Catalyst 9.12 being used. While I was aware that 9.12 weren't the latest drivers, I was pretty sure that the performance gains were not significant enough to retest all ATI cards and instead not have something like the Metro & Heaven tests (time is limited). After sifting through hundreds of posts all stating the same I did feel quite some anger towards the userbase in general: I was pissed. But as countless people stated in the comments for the "I am going away thread" the comments are just a tiny subset of what people think; happy people don't post comments.
Still with some anger I made my first posts in the comment thread: I think I'm done, I'm quitting and a couple more ... after a while I went away from the PC and started thinking a bit about it. "Let's just prove those idiots wrong". So I started benchmarking the 5870 on 10.3 and posted the results several hours later. As expected the difference was only 2%.
As we moved closer to April 1st I thought "hey, why not use those posts to create an epic April's Fools Joke", talked to my good buddy btarunr about it and he also thought it might be worthwile doing. Bta was the only person to know, not even the TPU staff knew. So the post was made and the story unfolded...

While I had originally planned to come clean some time next week, I realized it would be cruel to let you guys suffer that long.



Thank you all for your amazing comments. I had no idea how appreciated my work is. I am also sorry if you were hurt by it - I didn't mean it. Thanks again guys! and again, don't worry, nothing big will change here. Feel free to express your anger toward me in the comments, the mods are instructed to give you even more leeway as usually.
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407 Comments on Gotcha!

#201
bogmali
In Orbe Terrum Non Visi
Haha I knew it...Good one......Now if anybody can ask Kantastic and SK-1 if theirs was any better:D.....................:roll:..........................:toast:
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#202
Kreij
Senior Monkey Moderator
@ BP : LOL ... I'm glad "Ceiling Mod" is happy again. :toast:
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#203
FilipM
Goddam it, i hate when people do this, asdfsdfgrdstgdfhnb :D
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#204
Nick89
hathah, even trolled 4chan :rockout:
I'm perma banned from 4chan what did they say?
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#205
MagnumForce
You sir, win at Most Epic Troll on the internet... :toast:

Glad it was a joke. You were on of the reasons I started OC'ing in the first place!
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#206
travva
haha w1zz this was EPIC. glad to know you're not leaving many. this is the best tech site around, and you're one of the main reasons for that. well played, sir.
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#207
AlienIsGOD
Vanguard Beta Tester
Epic Prank....Ur still a BASTARD tho W1zz!!!
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#208
Lionheart
HAHAHAHAHA funniest april fools ever, good job Wizzard, I knew you weren't leaving u buttslut:laugh::laugh::laugh::toast::toast:
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#209
dertimaushh
I think Wizz simply wanted to hear how much we love him and TPU.

Now go to work and do some Cat 10.3 testing ;)
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#210
MadClown
I knew it. U had a lot of people going there though. Nice job!
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#211
HammerON
The Watchful Moderator
I've been had. I think I need some serious counseling:)
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#212
MonsterSound
Son'ov'4'bi+ch!!
:laugh: pretty well played actually :laugh:
&
Glad you're not leaving.
Methinks this will be remembered as epic.
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#213
copenhagen69
someone give w1z some infraction points :) ... 10-15 should do haha
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#214
Duffman
I KNEW IT!!!

I never lost hope!
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#215
Azza_1
Errr...you would have had to have been in Vietnam or further away for it to have been an April fools. Lies all round I think.
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#216
WarEagleAU
Bird of Prey
You sic fuck! HA HA! Sorry about the F word, man I was almost in tears, I even had nightmares about it! HA HA HA HA! Glad you are staying W1zz, now we can all get out of gay mode and go back to loving boobs and chicks!

P.S. All you who posted thinking it was an April Fool's joke, damn good catch. I salute you all!
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#218
hat
Enthusiast
Nick89I'm perma banned from 4chan what did they say?
That's probably a blessing, heh

anyways, no idea... all I know is they were talking about it based on the pic that was posted.
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#219
Delta6326
Can i have my check back that i sent to you for $300,000? And im so happy your staying!

Dang now i can't own TPU :(

Also i do understand why you didn't have the 10.3, you would have to retest every single card for every single game test, i don't think people realize that you would have to update like 20+ cards, and that would take for ever!
YOU KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU GET IT ALL DONE!!!!:rockout::rockout::rockout::rockout::rockout:
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#220
Per Hansson
This was epic, I fell for it big time!
Even asked W1zzard on IM if it was for real this morning and he kept face then aswell!
/pwned
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#221
Trigger911
LoL myself and a few locals were trying to track you down and planned forcing you to stay hahaha ... well i guess the job is not needed ... sounded like a lot of fun:banghead:
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#222
mjkmike
That was a fun few days!
I waited and then it looked real so I posted. Then I said I would thank all who stayed.

Mod's let me thank them all. I don't think I can thank every one without you.
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#223
CDdude55
Crazy 4 TPU!!!
You got us real good W1zz.:laugh:
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#224
crazyeyesreaper
Not a Moderator
your a douchebag.........

with that said and my anger subsiding yea you got me ..... :roll: that has to be the most ridiculous april fools stunt EVER period for a tech site
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#225
Unregistered
W1zzard you patak :p

Nice one,you certainly made a few holes twitch.


We all love you man,in an ungay way ;)
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