Friday, April 2nd 2010

Gotcha!

April's Fool!

Guess we really got you guys this time. I will not be leaving the site, nor will there by any of the announced changes. It was all an elaborate April's Fools Joke that we played on you.



Read on for the details...

As most of you remember, NVIDIA's Fermi launch was at midnight my local time, so I posted the review after countless hours of work, watched how our traffic spiked quickly and went to bed smiling and reliefed that everything went well. After I woke up I grabbed my notebook to check if the site might be crashed or something - no everything was fine, I started reading the comments and was shocked to see all the drama about Catalyst 9.12 being used. While I was aware that 9.12 weren't the latest drivers, I was pretty sure that the performance gains were not significant enough to retest all ATI cards and instead not have something like the Metro & Heaven tests (time is limited). After sifting through hundreds of posts all stating the same I did feel quite some anger towards the userbase in general: I was pissed. But as countless people stated in the comments for the "I am going away thread" the comments are just a tiny subset of what people think; happy people don't post comments.
Still with some anger I made my first posts in the comment thread: I think I'm done, I'm quitting and a couple more ... after a while I went away from the PC and started thinking a bit about it. "Let's just prove those idiots wrong". So I started benchmarking the 5870 on 10.3 and posted the results several hours later. As expected the difference was only 2%.
As we moved closer to April 1st I thought "hey, why not use those posts to create an epic April's Fools Joke", talked to my good buddy btarunr about it and he also thought it might be worthwile doing. Bta was the only person to know, not even the TPU staff knew. So the post was made and the story unfolded...

While I had originally planned to come clean some time next week, I realized it would be cruel to let you guys suffer that long.



Thank you all for your amazing comments. I had no idea how appreciated my work is. I am also sorry if you were hurt by it - I didn't mean it. Thanks again guys! and again, don't worry, nothing big will change here. Feel free to express your anger toward me in the comments, the mods are instructed to give you even more leeway as usually.
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407 Comments on Gotcha!

#26
Zubasa
I always knew that it is an April Fool's joke.

There will be no magic to this site without the W1zzard! :laugh:
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#28
mdm-adph
Ha ha. I called it.
nemesis.ieThe PhysX thing was FAR FAR funnier/more appropriate.
Agreed -- the PhysX one was actually funny. Very funny. :laugh:
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#29
Polaris573
Senior Moderator
You're a goddamn motherfucker you know that? You could have at least let me in on the fun.
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#30
Taz100420
Yup I figured it too but you never know with this sick sick world W1z lives in :p Touche my man
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#31
human_error
well that was an epic troll, well played sir. Now piss off for making us all so worried :p
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#32
DaMulta
My stars went supernova
Fucker.......Your supposed to say April Fools on April Fools day :P



Type "W1zzard leaving techpowerup" in Google EPIC
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#33
Polaris573
Senior Moderator
Fucking asshattery! I've been had!
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#34
RaPiDo987
LOL... that was a good one!!! Hey at least you know how appreciated you are!!
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#35
ZenZimZaliben
Yeah that's pretty fucked!! I knew something was up when my comments started getting deleted.
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#36
cadaveca
My name is Dave
I knew you couldn't just throw away all the years you have invested. I'm shocked so many people thought you'd walk away so easily...few people are as determined as you are, W1z.
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#37
AhokZYashA
"w1zzard leaving techpowerup"
lol
EPIC!!
all forums discussed about that..
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#38
theeldest
Well, I *was* putting together a pretty hefty bribe to get you to stay. But I guess that it's not really needed anymore, huh?
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#39
Completely Bonkers
Yes, whatever story you need to "come back" is fine! LOL. Please you changed your mind.

A real hoaxer would leave a trail... like key words or letters, or a hidden post somewhere in another thread, to link back to. ;) But that doesnt matter. Glad to hear you are back.

@theeldest... comeback is due to huge fanclub and the true show of peoples support and appreciation. ie. bribe is due to the members... means SPEND the money on the community here... not sure how to do that except this: go do an indepth article or review and post it up on TPU for us all to benefit. :)
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#40
Polaris573
Senior Moderator
I guess we all know who you're favorite staff member is since he's the only one that got told :p
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#42
SK-1
So I can cancel my anxiety meds? As soon as the current meds wear off, I'm posting something, don't know what yet....
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#43
locoty
and now he is watching us and laughing on the floor


w1zzard, you should know, you're bigger than us, you're bigger than TPU
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#44
erocker
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SK-1So I can cancel my anxiety meds? As soon as the current meds ware off, I'm posting something, don't know what yet....
Yes you can. Send them to me.
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#46
DanishDevil
I really hope this little fiasco has shown you how truly appreciated you are here W1zz.

Three cheers for the almighty W1zzard!

Hip hip HOORAY :toast:

Hip hip HOORAY :toast:

Hip hip HOORAY :toast:
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#47
mtosev

haha:D W1z shared his secret only with this guy. :D bta is the man
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#48
Wrigleyvillain
PTFO or GTFO
I take back all the nice things I said about you!

(lol, thank christ it was just a joke)
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#49
hat
Enthusiast
Hah, only our W1zzard is capable of trolling the entire internets...
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#50
Polaris573
Senior Moderator
Bta is the one on the right.
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