Friday, April 2nd 2010

Gotcha!

April's Fool!

Guess we really got you guys this time. I will not be leaving the site, nor will there by any of the announced changes. It was all an elaborate April's Fools Joke that we played on you.



Read on for the details...

As most of you remember, NVIDIA's Fermi launch was at midnight my local time, so I posted the review after countless hours of work, watched how our traffic spiked quickly and went to bed smiling and reliefed that everything went well. After I woke up I grabbed my notebook to check if the site might be crashed or something - no everything was fine, I started reading the comments and was shocked to see all the drama about Catalyst 9.12 being used. While I was aware that 9.12 weren't the latest drivers, I was pretty sure that the performance gains were not significant enough to retest all ATI cards and instead not have something like the Metro & Heaven tests (time is limited). After sifting through hundreds of posts all stating the same I did feel quite some anger towards the userbase in general: I was pissed. But as countless people stated in the comments for the "I am going away thread" the comments are just a tiny subset of what people think; happy people don't post comments.
Still with some anger I made my first posts in the comment thread: I think I'm done, I'm quitting and a couple more ... after a while I went away from the PC and started thinking a bit about it. "Let's just prove those idiots wrong". So I started benchmarking the 5870 on 10.3 and posted the results several hours later. As expected the difference was only 2%.
As we moved closer to April 1st I thought "hey, why not use those posts to create an epic April's Fools Joke", talked to my good buddy btarunr about it and he also thought it might be worthwile doing. Bta was the only person to know, not even the TPU staff knew. So the post was made and the story unfolded...

While I had originally planned to come clean some time next week, I realized it would be cruel to let you guys suffer that long.



Thank you all for your amazing comments. I had no idea how appreciated my work is. I am also sorry if you were hurt by it - I didn't mean it. Thanks again guys! and again, don't worry, nothing big will change here. Feel free to express your anger toward me in the comments, the mods are instructed to give you even more leeway as usually.
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407 Comments on Gotcha!

#101
ShRoOmAlIsTiC
FUCK YES!!! I knew it, your such an asshole!! I kept waiting and waiting and you almost had me believing it.
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#102
Unregistered
Btw guy's where is dan? i never see his post again?

are he know about this?
because i never see he posting something in "w1zzard leaving TPU",
#103
Kreij
Senior Monkey Moderator
@Wriggley : I know but I had to give him some kind of crap for leaving us hanging out to dry for 3 days. :D
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#104
ShRoOmAlIsTiC
this is the one everyone should be thanking. not the other one!
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#105
TheLaughingMan
douglatinsimg.techpowerup.org/100402/22112.jpg

OMG, this is like i could be angry, but im so happy now i cant express anger
I didn't even realize other forums and sites posted that W1z was leaving. That is awesome. Joking with people on TPU you have managed to April Fool joke 4 other sites as well.
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#106
Kitkat
i love you wizzard!!!!!! see your ass in court.
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#107
Solaris17
Super Dainty Moderator
TheLaughingManI didn't even realize other forums and sites posted that W1z was leaving. That is awesome. Joking with people on TPU you have managed to April Fool joke 4 other sites as well.
o its far more than 4
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#108
Polaris573
Senior Moderator
Mattgalthat wasn't a joke! seriously. i was so sad and i had a fight with my girlfriend that she almost left me!
:wtf:
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#110
Mattgal
Polaris573:wtf:
i meant like: i was very VERY sad and angry.
(and ended up fighting about a stupid thing)

PS: had a bad day
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#111
mtosev
Mattgalthat wasn't a joke! seriously. i was so sad and i had a fight with my girlfriend that she almost left me!
sorry but that's just sad. that something on the internet can hurt you so badly that you have a fight with your GF is just sad
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#112
mcloughj
Glad you're sticking around W1zz. Keep up the good work. I'm still using 9.10 drivers BTW! :rockout::rockout::rockout::rockout::rockout::rockout:
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#113
Sasqui
That's it, I was all prepared and had my bags packed... Now I'm leaving.

You sick bastard. Joke's on us. Got to admit I'm smiling.
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#114
AsphyxiA
fuck you W1zzard for scaring the shit out of me lol! Anyways good see you aren't leaving anytime soon.
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#116
{JNT}Raptor
Good news Indeed.....but I never fell for it.....been here for some time now....and one thing I know for sure....W1zz IS TPU.....It's in him....he's in it....no way to seperate the 2.
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#120
SK-1
AhokZYashA:rockout:
what site is that???
:rockout:
DONT GO... you will be altered beyond repair
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#121
Kreij
Senior Monkey Moderator
Wait ... dang it !!
Now he's going to be back doing GPU reviews and still won't have time to work on BPU.

CRAP !!
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#122
fatguy1992
I thought at first it was an April fools joke, but then later on I changed my mind :(

Glad to see it was :toast:
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#123
AhokZYashA
fiuuuuuu..
almost click on that go button after writing down the page..

yaay moar GPU review from the trustworthy w1zzard
:toast:
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#124
SK-1
KreijWait ... dang it !!
Now he's going to be back doing GPU reviews
Tis the way of the Force.
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#125
mtosev
fatguy1992I thought at first it was an April fools joke, but then later on I changed my mind :(

Glad to see it was :toast:
:Dhehe, i was thinking the same thing
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